Ah, milk, how do I drink thee? Let me count the ways.
I drink thee from the nut, legume and seed
And even grain. But I no longer feel the need
To steal from a cow, when her calf is the one who pays.

Today I bring you the final in the “Cheesy Moves” video series – so I figured I might as well throw in some cheesy verse to match my over-acting and poor dancing.

I’m the first to admit that while I may share first names with Elizabeth Barrett Browning, who penned the Sonnet 43 “How Do I Love Thee?”, I sadly do not share her skill with the sonnet form. Hence I’m stopping at 4 lines and probably the best label for these lines is mere doggerel.

Regardless, here is your chance to watch the Robot undergo an intervention when about to drink cow secretions. The Cow points out the wide range of plant-based milks on offer instead!

As per the last video, thanks are due to:

* Carolyn - appearing in her Robot costume as Rap Attack and also editing the whole series

* my brother for filming

* Jess from the Cruelty Free Shop for her all-round vegan awesomeness!  (& I'd be saying that even if she weren't also my boss!)